hospital pillowcase

fashion design 

hospital chic 291113-071213


peole complaiing about me sitting in my nappy in a short top i said why are peole getting turned on 
by a woman in a nappy ... around thursday someone cut a pyjama into shorts for me i have been saying that i want to keep the shorts when i leave its hospital chic and the zimmmer frame could be a fashion statement with your violin attached n badges n stuff 


and 10am 061213 

i found i had too much to carry i put the papers and a jar of covvee in a dirty pillow case and tied it to the ziimmer frame and you can grip onto the end of it n theres your grippy socks to emphasise your lovely legs and the toddler pants n shorts toddler chic n include some bandages to look like a mummy 


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170114 sex n the stix 

your gushing hearts n flowers ... we like a bit of a bad romance ... no not bondage thats a bit last century ... ok yeah now your putting yourself down thats it ... not that i have a romantic interest 
in you 

get into the pain man wallow in it. i would have you down as a cynical worldly type ... just cos your a spy doesnt mean i don't like you what do you call someone who's here to implement a social schema ... an agent provocateur 

how about a felt penis 

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scrabble board 160114

fire bid wade whale coil ox cover time eat rod cat kite gaia nag lane pox bath stag stern eerie 
the one where the cattle destined for the knackers yard 
get blown up in the air in a storm at sea n some of them land on the ground

a competition to see who is the most thick 


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hair flames 

hospital pillowcase

061213  rude food 

a land where everything is edible is something to be seriously considered ... n my stomach squishes/squinces the people are all edible n crunchy ... n made of marshmallow n jelly ... n all 
pink n orange jelly with marshmallow jelly fish 

n this has to go straight in the post 
with people like Katrina about 

Ocean Jelly ... a turquoise jelly in a large square tank with marshmallow jellyfish n other angelica 
plants samphire on the bottom what to make the fish marzipan

the gates 

Normy Crunch found his world upside down in a creative paradise. He didn't get to school because his alarm went off at the wrong time/ backwards n he found himself in a different wereld 

ensues Montessori style self schooling. Its not the people in motion its singing in motion that they object to 

Jasmine the nursing assistant opened the curtains without calling 

how to magically clean up the house

noon 220214

hang lavender bags 

in the wardrobe full of salt ... 





later

the house could self clean 

n there could be dust vents lower down 

the wall obviously with 

removable covers 

some of the dust doesnt make it up the wall 

rude food

250am 210214 

a blue cheese cake 

topped with blueberries 







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the biscuits made a tune on the plate 

probly cus im so excited to be home ... 

in fact why not design plates n glasses to make 

even more ringing if you have a 

hollow plate with steel beads in it for instance 

Rowl

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Sophie B

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designing my home

n yeah a sculpture of a man that you can sit on 

n the different rooms reflecting 

different art periods 

possibly with the pre raphelites in the bathroom 

n the old masters of fat women 


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n all feng shui n with penis sculptures 

n designer vibrators on display 

n the penis clock 

n maybe some vaginal designs 

overtones of Clockwork Orange 




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i was saying id have it painted 

in white tints 

with De Style designs abstract lines 

and old masters of fat women 

basically that is looks like an art gallery 

and would like some optical 

illusions trompe l'oeil / Soane museum type stuff 

artwork imperial greek sculpture

fashion adventures

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never mind wearing meat 

I'm coming as a vegetable ... 

a dress made of fresh green leaves 

n carrot tassles 

artwork brainstorm pieces

inventions sydey plate drainer

nb musical plates are plates chosen for 

how they ring when 

other plates and cutlery clank against them ... 

blind consequences/art whisperer ... new series / rude food

1827

i have eaten nearly a whole tub

of chocolate fudge icing 

thats about 1500 calories

i do not want to put another small animal

into my vagina 

not unless ... 

it reminds me ... 




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the cereal with the dried yoghurt milk 

built in could be called 

Shake it Baby 

because you'd need to shake the box 





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i was folioed by an ignorant motormouth 

of a broodmare 



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as someone that operate 

from her emotions 

she can usually understand 

what Downs people are saying 



a lesbian thespian trespassin 

life is like a charity shop you find something 

you were not looking for 



taking care not to knock the 

bluebell aracunas 

a brief respite when the yolk 

hits the fried bread 




the boiler roars 

though the depression 

following the curve of the vast warp 

my little kitchen a huge marbled hall 



today 140214

they'll think you're paranoid 

with a lawyer present 

n they've already decided that haven't they 



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there was something weird 

about the way he stirred his coffee

n the plink of the sugar in the bowl 




a couple of days ago from 140214 

rude food whodunnit salad

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a whodunnit salad is one 

where you have to guess all the different types of seafood 

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chocolate raerbit 

pop the toast back under the grill with some 

squares of chocolate on 


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stir fry salad 

when you get bored of your salad 



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n can we not have a cereal

with dried yoghurt milk built in 

sound files tootle pigeons

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkTLZbNi7F





1pm 090214 

artwork recaps human guitar

The Fib

The Fib know that i don't need medication 

n they are giving it to me 

as a punishment as a whistleblower ... 






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fashion adventure

n so if i cut the feet off my tights they count as leggings 

and i don't need a skirt hmmmm 

layered leopard prints 

n no skirt ... 




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Basett Corner

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they were all sniggering in the back row
there more to those football screams
than meets the eye
her husband fucks young men
and they smell of
gonorroea i met some of them
on the bus yesterday
john doesnt care they are prostitutes
as long as they fulfil his objectives



to add insult to injury
she had to pretend it was her
problem that she couldn't have children
she still is a laughing stock

when anyone bothers to give
her a passing thought



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MRS BASETT PERCUSSED






WHILE I WAS MASTURBATING






SHE WAS A LAUGHING STOCK






AT HER WEDDING BOTH HER FAMILY






AND HIS KNEW SHE WAS MARRYING






A PEDOPHILE AND THOUGHT IT






WAS A GOOD WAY TO GET






HER OFF THEIR HANDS












there was her relatives n his 

her silly little hormones

spinning round her head 



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what about the lost boys 

from Never Ever Land 

n the one who got the wash was more popular

they used to taunt her that she smelled 

n she just had to put up with it 





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n from the past week 

my lost puppet Glorias debut

about two weeks after her kidnap ordeal ... 



http://videobam.com/BpuDE

and baby debut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGwBrwKlyg



the third puppet is supposed to be a 

chubby girl toddler 

n Gloria was brought up on the Hebrides 

where people had agreed to insist there was nothing 

odd about having one leg ... 

artwork finches claw / cyber children

some of the cyber children spoke 

like the meerkat and Nomane 

Scarey thinks the magic jackdaw is his 

because he knows the owner 

he looks like Devs other children ... 

Gloria speaks and Scareys owl speaks 

the monster high doll was very happy 

to give up her shoes for Gloria 

recaps

artwork slot together people

rude food/everyday magic

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something like mashed banana 

could be added to guacamole 




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n going on with the fruit and cake 

principle it should be possible 

to try a fruit and cake 

eat as much as 

you like buffet 

a fruit tightrope 

you plate piles with 

cupcakes n redcurrants n stuff 



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a breakfast adventure 

could also be a dock pudding 

with additives like salami and cheese 

938am 040214 

a balloon salad 

is made from super foods 

that really blows you away 


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timbuktea

timbukthree 

timbukfour 


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n speaking of musical plates 

some plates are alot more musical 

than others n so are some tables n chairs ... 

no computer week/art whisperer

n i repeat my birdcage jump was not 

intended to manipulate a partner

it had a broader objective ...

n in fact caused me 

to spend a whole month 

away from the computer ...


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i realised that its ok to have 

telly on the Hebrides n not computers 

why because the computer makes you feel 

lilke you are interacting ... telly is now 

a more social medium 

n possibly restricting it to a couple 

of hours per day