she reckons theres
always another match
however committed you are
it migh be someone else that makes you come ....
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is she says she is with someone
then she is not
so there is no point really
she says she is with someone the material
is regarded as turkey for
someone else
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one problem being that the groom
had spent the night
on the internet with her
bit disappointing for a Stylite
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i mean i gave the bridesmaids away
doesnt mean i have to pay
them alimony
n I'm sorry to say
that i had to get my toy gun
out of the cupboard ...
n they are very worried
it might cause someone to miscarry
11am
n they attacked me
so much i couldn't get out the door
n all heaving and pushing
as one
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there is a bunch of fishwives outside
we've come to drag him off
n were authorised by the government
Lager has custardy of him
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there was a late party
n the next day she woke to find
his ex wife had broken into her bedroom
and stolen films sex toys and
other paraphernalia
she then jumped out of a cupboard
and punched me
i gave the bridesmaid away
that doesnt mean she gets to live
in my bedroom ...
there is barbed wire around
the house ...
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she has given away
the best man , the bridesmaids
n possibly the groom ...
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her meat face is chicken someone might
think she's moved on …
the engagement party took place
in a disused psychiatric hospital
most of the patients are actors
wearing dressing gowns
a pajama party
what does a frog suspended over a bath
have to do with a broom stick
you can use it as a paddle
the groom is a young hunk
with pneumonia
who loves Ireland
the bride an incontinent cripple
someone had brought the author along
sporting a panther outfit
n there were alot of people smoking
they were confettied
with bugs and objections
gifts included a red and orange heart
and a pair of tights with one leg
her husband gave her a live frog
to play with which was
vey exciting
n they were interrupted
on their honeymoon night …
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