Monday, 17 September 2018

rap song : too much coffee

170918 


the police wanted to know 
who the dealer was

i didnt know i was flirting
gunshot blasting through the wall
clashing of swords

he's on a drug fuelled bender
and now its made me paranoid
triggering flashbacks
of being off the rails ...

its all gone horribly wrong
a crazed mental patient
testing my sanity
I've slipped
i feel so hungry and angry

maybe if i wore something less attractive
its hardly sexually provocative
hes not going to give up without a fight

everybody trapped in the heat
things coming to a head
an army of trolls
drunk on caffeine

breaking down
i dont trust myself
i doubt my sanity

they want me to befriend
the junkie down the road
who is also a nutter
just like me

he used to date my friend
and now i don't see an end
no light in this tunnel

a tight space
no room to squeeze

i don't want to talk to him
my nurse is mentally ill

go away
i don't want to talk to you
i dont owe you anything
leave me alone
I've got enough of my own problems 


the statue is weeping ... 
i shoplifted again
it was an accident 






Sunday, 5 August 2018

Sunday, 29 July 2018

Sunday, 15 July 2018

150718 

a drowsy plane 
flies overhead 
like a drunken wasp 











Friday, 19 January 2018

190118

why would a chef feel insulted 
if you put salt on his food ? 

because its insalting 








Thursday, 2 November 2017

food : my best burger


crushed garlic and mint in a pestle
sea salt, fresh pepper
mixed it with the minced lamb by hand
and shaped into a burger !
no need to faff about with flour and eggs and stuff

cooked in the oven for 35 minutes turning once




Tuesday, 6 September 2016

00.13

on the way back from my brother 
i spotted Fritz in his van ! 

he ran his finger along the wing mirror 
and flicked it 
a gesture of disdain ...