Tuesday, 23 September 2014

rude food

about a week ago 

I started making shepherds pie 

replacing the potato with puff pastry 



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The Vanishing Shepherd ... 

shepherds pie that disappears in a puff of pastry 








Tuesday, 5 August 2014

the Baskervilles


921am 

frustrated by her husbands lack of attention 

she turns on the neighbour 

she also has alot of menopausal anger 

having been denied children by her pedophile husband 


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woken by the pedophiles dog 




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i have cold sores 


22.11  they have given me a chest infection 


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come down with me 



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the Baskervilles went away again and returned 

bringing their virus with them 


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the government punished me for this disclosure with 

a throat virus sprayed through the window 


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Baskerville has treated himself to a rent boy on his holidays 

and has brought home a heavy flu virus