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3.08am 

i was saying it was quite surprising ... 

like you seemed more manly than your usual persona ... 

n powerful .... n then i passed the parcel 

on to someone else 

n yeah nice feminine side too ... 







1.07.13. 

i thought maybe it i ate more beans i could 

fart at people pigeoning me 

in queues ... 



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looking right down inside  ... 
it's all looking much more vibrant 
the organ linings healed from all that colostrum ...
something slicing the spine like a banana 
he pushes the knife into the nerves
and runs it up from the base ... the light 
singing like a gong 

pain bites you in the groin like a sea monster 

standing behind the enemy holding his arms
straight back.  A drop kick to the back 
without releasing the arms may
sever the spine causing death

yank pull drag
and the back of the skull then twisting 
with a sudden, violent jerk to rend
vertabrae

a swift hard cold-cock punch 
to an enemy's face while he is standing near a wall 
may drive his head into it
causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally

heart punch ... a strongman's attack, it is simply 
a powerful blow to the heart ... many years 
ago the wrestler Ox killed an opposing
wrestler with this attack

coccyx - a powerful blow to the tail bone.  Fatal ...
may also cause unconsciousness 

a very susceptibile vital spot

lets shout it out 
cry and scream lets get angry and go mental ... 

shrink my feelings ? 

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10am     16.04.13. 

sorry if i was a bit pissed last night Alfred 

do you want to play spin the bottle ... 



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cutting off his ear ... 


oh so did they harass you in that way then Alfred ... 

Monday, 8 April 2013

oh i thought maybe the severed ear rings 

could be for Alfred to add to the 

camp outfit I'm designing him ... x 


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there were presents for Scarey too there were ... 

i just hided them 





Wednesday, 10 April 2013
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misc draft 4pm 

my ear is infected Alfred i may even lose
it to gangrene 

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only cosmetic surgery I'm having is watching Alfred ... 


I've got no idea what he's on about to be honest 

and i wasn't really listening properly 

he's just very trippy 






i was running from some traffic wardens Alfred
they were stalking me and then they turned round and looked 
at me and i stopped dead 

he waved dismissiveley and turned back 
traffic wardens have a particular type of shoulder swagger 

and i don't have a car I've never had a car and 
nor did my grandfather we always walked everywhere 
for the exercise 

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the ghost of helmets father 

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ill do just about anything as long as i don't get paid for it 

22.21  

actually wearing shit clothes is more honest 
when you have a 50 year old body ... 

gives young boys the right impression ... 
Alfred didn't seem to mind ... 

very magical by the way Alfred 
very hallucinogenic trippy talent to watch ... 






23.59 14.04.13. 




hmmm i wonder if biscuits eat moths .... 

best way to distract me 
from noticing something is to stick 
me in front of Alfred ... i just feel like I'm falling 
asleep not because its boring its really like you've been drugged
and like what is he on about what is he on about he seems to be what 
was that about moths and biscuits and these colours swirling round your head 
he could do those sleep tapes like in MBB ... you are a strong confident woman 





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you know what i just read some Japanese without looking it up ! 

Monday, 15 April 2013
23.47


thanks for the 
advice you can be my 
therapist and hypnotise me 
with your magic wand you put me 
to sleep to sleep i am feeling very sleepy 
i am sleepy you are sleepy you dizzy me just 
rocked into a dream dreaming of your magic colours 

and maybe you can fix my mind 




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in fact my village is now populated with actresses 

one shop manager told me the other day that he was George Cluny ... 

and people wonder why there is tissue paper sticking 

out of my ears ... 



4pm     25.03.13. 



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these actresses follow me into cafes looking 
completely gobsmacked that they are 
actually allowed to eat something .... 

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20.03.13. 






2.08am misc draft 


effervescence a 
bombilation 

its all humming and trippy in there 
the blanket is puppet warped
and I'm gonna get 
my soda milk ... 

e's a magic mushroom 

you know and the hair is 
all buzzy ... 

fizzzzzzzy

can we get
under one of those 
huge scandinavian duvets i want 
to warm my hands on your fizzy chest 

like rolling around in a hive of bees
more bush tucker kisses more 
sores and horrors ... 
yum ...  






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11.03.13. 
  13.51

and you know what they keep calling me into the witness box wanting to know who was I thinking about when i had a  wank ... 

and all the Lords and Lib Dems and stuff 
they vote on what sort of meat people were making 

talk about Terry Snickett surreal 





3.12am 8.03.13. 



sorry if I came across as harsh Alfred I actually thought 

you were joking see people often are ... 









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you know and i have cotton wool in my ears alot of the time 

because the streets are lined with actors trying to 

tell me stuff and spraying perfume and that ... 






23.40     5.03.13. 



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4.25am 

5.03.13. 

i have actually stashed your input ... 



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3.08am  40.3.13. 

sssss ok Alfred you can ssssspeak to me 











20.47    3.03.13. 

apparently Alfred you've had a bad experience of me ... um what 

experience was that hun I didn't know there was one ... 






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1.24am

you know what Alfred

I actually spoke to a human being today 

it was really weird feeling the air passing through my lips ... 







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and you're talking to yourself in the all night express and people come up and reply to you ... 

people that are walking towards you that could not have heard what you said ... 

and they gob on you and stuff ... 

Thursday, 28 February 2013
21.39

Alfred if  you shake Hermione her arm might fall off from the gangrene 

you should take her round block to ingratiate herself into community 

she can start by speaking to post box ... 

I suppose people follow her and stuff 


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and you too Alfredo I suppose 

get stalked from behind ... 

people pulling up to the bumper in the express store 

it wasn't me .... 

14.25

two horsies later ... 

Alfred successfully defended his kingdom against the Viking attempt at conquest


Alfred appears as a character in the twelfth- or thirteenth-century poem The Owl and the Nightingale, where his wisdom and skill with proverbs is praised. The Proverbs of Alfred, a thirteenth-century work, contains sayings that are not likely to have originated with Alfred but attest to his posthumous medieval reputation for wisdom

He was a zealous practiser of hunting in all its branches

his form appeared more comely than that of his brothers; in look, in speech, and in manners he was more graceful than they

he suffered throughout his life with a painful and unpleasant illness – possibly Crohn's disease

the church was demolished, leaving the graves intact

Coffins were stripped of lead, bones were scattered and lost