gaslight city page 13 brother Bill

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Bill was an affectionate child who loved animals  and would kiss the budgerigars head . Very gregarious, he was prone to fall in with ' the wrong crowd ' . Smoking cigarettes at 11 he was rolling in drunk at 13 wearing ' pegs and points ' trousers 

Ellie and Bill threw teenage parties while Mum was a single parent and couldnt keep control , so there'd be a guy with his head in a bowl of salad , sausages stamped into the carpet . And Mum making herself a bowl of rice ... looking like she was from a deprived country . She said that Dad didn’t send her enough child support and that he was living a ‘ borgeois ‘ lifestyle with Janet 

Bill and his friends threw a seance at which someone turned up dressed as a mummy which had everyone screaming . But Ellie went outside 

Bill could crack up a room full of teenagers with his jokes. He was so cool and made up songs about his friends on the guitar 

' everybodys going round the bend ' .. wah wah 
and each person recieved a verse about why they were round the bend 
' n theres a rhythm in your head ' .. . wha . Ellie and Bill would also jam together on guitars or with her singing or on the cello 

Bill has his very own social etiquette. Like not laughing at your own jokes . Because then the joke would have ended when you could have kept the room laughing for longer. You are not to cosy up with your partner while in a group . Or sneak off with your partner . Which Ellie and Jez are guilty of ! Jack Dee they say never laughs at his own jokes 

you are not to interrupt when a friend is ' going into one ' ( holding forth ) . You have to wait for the right moment to come in when its cool to do so 

n Ellies sado masochistic relationship with Mick blows all that out of the water . when the biting gets out of hand 

Don't repertoire the joke said Bill

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