clockwork is on the war path
Al fayed is innocent , please can you not abduct Dev for mating duties
this blog is copyright of LIZARIKK , throw , clockwork
harpie , bisto , chops , identity thief , bobble are not welcome
My first book is called The Love Bombers by Lacey Ember
see below please , hunnie is not welcome to it , she wants to feed my books into AI
I opt out of them being so used
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Bill was an affectionate child who loved animals and would kiss the budgerigars head . Very gregarious he was prone to fall in with ' the wrong crowd ' . Smoking cigarettes at 11 he was rolling in drunk at 13 wearing ' pegs and points ' trousers
Ellie and Bill threw teenage parties while Mum was a single parent and couldnt keep control , so there'd be a guy with his head in a bowl of salad , sausages stamped into the carpet . And Mum making herself a bowl of rice ...
Bill and his friends threw a seance at which someone turned up dressed as a mummy which had everyone screaming . But Ellie went outside
Bill could crack up a room full of teenagers with his jokes. He was so cool and made up songs about his friends on his guitar
' everybodys going round the bend ' .. wah wah
and each person recieved a verse about why they were round the bend
' n theres a rythm in your head ' .. . wha . Ellie and Bill would also jam together on guitars or with her singing or on the cello
Bill has his very own social etiquette. Like not laughing at your own jokes . Because then the joke would have ended when you could have kept the room laughing for longer. You are not to cosy up with your partner while in a group . Or sneak off with your partner .
Which Ellie and Jez are guilty of !
you are not to interrupt when a friend is ' going into one ' ( holding forth ) . You have to wait for the right moment to come in when its cool to do so
n Ellies sado masochistic relationship with Mick blows all that out of the water . when the biting gets out of hand
Don't repertoire the joke said Bill
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