Thursday, 2 November 2017

food : my best burger


crushed garlic and mint in a pestle
sea salt, fresh pepper
mixed it with the minced lamb by hand
and shaped into a burger !
no need to faff about with flour and eggs and stuff

cooked in the oven for 35 minutes turning once




Tuesday, 6 September 2016

00.13

on the way back from my brother 
i spotted Fritz in his van ! 

he ran his finger along the wing mirror 
and flicked it 
a gesture of disdain ... 







Monday, 15 August 2016

extracts from 2013



November 2013


Scarey hasn't been spoken to
n he hasn't said anything
either ... apart from theres
a lovely warm glow in here ...

so who's he
i just work with him 24/7 get over it

1343

how to have your cake n eat it
blow the whistle on the US military

********

Scarey has  to do another meat face
n not sure is she survives it
took her a long time to come back to life
n you can guess where
she spent her stag night
a name i don't remember

he'd just lost his little duck
n was totally beside himself
n there was this reality tv
wedding mess thing
with all these couples
n Scarey turned up in a  frilly dress
bearing a plate of poo
n she thought that was the
most romantic thing eva

n she have to think what goes
in a wedding poo cake

n Dev you never commented
in the icons on Lagers films
n how far would you go into sm
n yeah i have paper notes
to put up
in one of them she loves the birds
that she kills and cries bitterly over them

pm
n she did
one for him the other day
after singing viaduct songs to Dev ....


The Catwalk Sisters continues / aka A Dead Bird Sings
1353
n she found that
when she couldn't speak
at all that the objects around her
would speak ... n they some how led
her away from her home ....

n to the city
where a young girl
is offered a promotion
in the film industry in return
for having a camera installed in her bedroom ...

n there were real witches
in the floorboards if you pour water on them
n old ladies with blue rinses
that get stuck in your throat

********************
n of course its she
that ends up singing to her dead birds ...
in a filthy bedsit
she loves the birds that she kills
and would sing to them
n you could hear her crying bitterly
over them

***************
n the place was decorated
with wind chimes
made of bird skulls

Friday 22nd November 2013

art whisperer /curse of the ring
1506
like your superimposed
on another picture

the walk off is soooo last century
meet the walkover ...

she held her nose
n made her suicide jump
afterwards the film showed
her doing something she handnt done

I felt as though the bus
was rocking and shaking like on bumpy ground
as if he was going to hit me
this meaty character

Curse of the Ring/ The baby n the dead hand / Art Whisperer

n the dead hand is now sitting on
some pom poms
intended to play the author
in a puppet psychodrama ...

*************

see what she's able to do
you migh be shocked how much
backing up she has to abandon ...
n of course the Trixie says that you don't
even need to put your name on
n it was the Trixie that made bewilderment
which i have never heard

**********

7pm 181113
my childhood was also
populated with puppet theatres
disney characters , home made origami dragons
elaborate Christmas scripts
from my dad
Pollocks paper theatres
home made theatres from cardboard boxes
( vey easy to make )
and wooden ones with stage lights
for the pelhams

Art Whisperer
161113
people don't normally complain about the way that i use derivatives
because I've had a conversations with it
its not a cover version you wouldn't be able to trace it ...
and in that way you add your own energy to the source
rather than detracting from both ....

**********
and praise ...
you wouldn't think so when I'm fighty
but i got this stuff by praising things




Sunday, 14 August 2016

Finches Claw theme

140816 

Finches Claw theme 

a seemingly doomed and bad internet romance 

with a celebrity ... 







Wednesday, 17 February 2016

rude food

170216      16.14

other reasons for food waste ... 


- refining the grains ... 

we take all the goodness 

out of our rice and wheat 

this leads to food waste

because you then want bigger helpings 

as refined grains are less satisfying ... 


- one portion fits all ! 

in restaurants there is only a childs portion 

and an adults portion, if that ... 

there should be at least 3 portion sizes to choose from ...