Sunday, 17 February 2013

historic quotes




drowning not waving 

I pleaded marital coercion 

aint nothin goin on 




17.38, 22.02.13. 



I survived the fireball but killed my wife ... 



27.02.13. 

don't put that in 

28.02.13. 

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15.00   2.03.13. 


the coach's wheels lost grip and started to snake

I was in serious condition but out of danger ... 




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17.04.13. 

I dont know about Thatch, but Spitting Image was the making of Tebbit. It gave him a profile he was too charmless to garner on his own



1.04.13. 

01.05.13: Steve Bell on the universal credit pilot scheme



























27.05.13. 

Nutkin is a fucking wanker ... 


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30.05.13. 

Glastonbury Sunday Lineup

Rainbow Theatre's Paper Wings
our CBeebies friends
Captain Kipper/The Wicked Wolf
Bubbles the Clown/Stilt Affliction
Re:play/Access to Music
Woodcraft Folk
Albion Kids Show 



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Spielberg and Day-Lewis may reunite on Thank You for Your Service

5 Jun 2013: 
Lincoln director and star consider film based on David Finkel's book about soldiers with post-traumatic stress disorder

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24.06.13. 


waiter theres a hair in my soup 


i tastes of John Wayne 


im gonna kill that chef  






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Aslan allows Lucy and Susan to ride on his back as he hurries to the Witch's castle. There he breathes upon the statues, restoring them to life. Peter and Edmund lead the Narnian army in a battle against the Witch's army. The battle goes against the Narnian army until Aslan arrives with the former statues as reinforcements. The Narnians rout the Witch's army, and Aslan kills the Witch

The Pevensie children are named kings and queens of Narnia: King Peter the Magnificent, Queen Susan the Gentle, King Edmund the Just, and Queen Lucy the Valiant. Several years later, the siblings, now adults, go hunting for a white stag. They see the lamppost and go towards it. Just beyond the lamppost, branches become coats. The siblings are back in the wardrobe in the Professor's house and find that they are children again



30.06.13. 


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4.07.13. 

n who's Vectron 


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can you stop phoning me please Mr Bush 



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23.11  21.07.13. 



a man walks into a bar 

n says fuck that for a laugh i think ill 

stick to the leicester ... pint of bitter anyone ... 



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2013



she stwaddled de shun wiv a gun 

n it made er come over all 

mystical loike .... 

n she says ar nar whys the sky gone art 

an he says shit I'm gonna have to 

eat this prison food

fucking starving 

n it weren't bad .... 


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220713    19.44



the box the bath and the broomstick 





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August 2013




three vacuum cleaners walk 

into a bar right ... 

plate of crudite sticks 

a chilli dip 

and a box of matches please mate 



n well be out the door 

no worries .... 



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2.09.13. 



n i wanted to know if they did 

a presentation on their

use of internet porn



your daughter 

designed her own wedding vows 

n you can't remember 

a word of it .... 




11.09.13. 


a widower walks into a bar  

pint o lager n a packet of pork scratchings please mate 





120913



the love of her life 

is in bed with another woman 

and she doesnt feel jealous 





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140913



sought to prey 

and masturbate ... 

improving our conscious 

contact with NASA as we understood him .... 



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290913

pint of lager 

and a bottle of perrier water please mate .... 






201013 

the bath the broomstick n the box 

n now the boat ...
























































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