Rude Food

1955  091113 

how to magically clean up the house 

first of all make pizza 

n then tidy up the computer files 

then you can put on the dishwasher .... 




how was that osso bucco 

cus i din wanna give you a pizza 

or a homogenised baby ha ha 


n vey expensive for her 




1224

one of the wedding guests brought 

a quiche made of chicken vomit 



1152am 

n my pop just popped i think 

nb having someone to stay here 

would mean hainv to open my window to the street ... 



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mrs basett is making rotting fruit fumes 



1022

n yous are not getting pizza 

the pizza is now Frankied 

n might end up some place else 





a French Pizza

and I'm very angry 


and enders finds me instead uploading 

things she was hoping to poach 



hmmm a poached pizza 



n how to gis the best man away 






1131

n she is vey challenge 

to give away the bridesmaids 


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her meat face is chicken ... 


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or theres the 

Basett is proffering 

one thump for lamb n two for veal ... 


n she have to go out 



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