pillowcase

can someone get me a guardian please i am not offering bedroom footage in return 201213 

motormouth do your yakking jaw muscles turn him on ... ahem ... you've got pelvic floor muscles in your mouth. Oh what fun it is to gas the day away ... jingle balls 


121213

i made sheep noises all afternoon little did i know my nephew was a sheep in the Nativity play and they were making sheep laughs ! 

tentative whispery guiltless 

Francis Maude ... a hierarchical system that infantilises people and brushes problems under the carpet

did you get my consent I'm sorry i don't feel comfortable with that i don't find it acceptable can i have some time to think about it 

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Jasons holy rum gravy ... drained to the last drop ... the chilli tried to escape thought the gravy spout onto a plate of chicken n the rum gravy was dripping all over the floor . N formed a waterfall. N the chilli got into a pea pod boat and went over the waterfall. The the gravy was bisto. The chilli went back up the waterfall and was drowning in the gravy he said the gravy will run out if we don't put it in some sort of bowl jug vase boat bottle cup glass ... it went in the amputea pot 

a sequel to Shakespear of life in the noughties . All the worlds a stage... planting actors in the community not really what he meant